Texican Stand-Off

It's summertime. It's hot. In Texas, I'd have to imagine, it's really fucking hot. Sometimes it gets so hot, that you just want to kill the first person you see. But you don't, both because you have a conscience, and because it would take too much effort and you're already sweating. But in the great (read: not that great) state of Texas, killing really doesn't take that much effort. But stopping the killing, well that's a-whole-nother story.

Right now there are 5 Mexicans on death row in Texas. Actually there are probably a lot more than 5, but these 5 are special. Not because they were convicted of gang-raping 2 teenage girls, but because the World Court (which has no real authority in the USA) thinks they might not have gotten proper legal council. Even the president has asked Texas (because he doesn't have the authority to order them) to just hold off on the executions, so that the matter can be investigated.

Now this is kind of a tricky issue. On the one hand, if they did, in fact, gang-rape a teenage girl or two, then yes, I think they deserve to die (only in my world, it would last a lot longer and be a lot more painful). But on the other hand, there are several questions as to the validity of their convictions. And no one is asking Texas to acquit these supposed monsters, but rather, just wait a little bit. Let us investigate, and have a look see. And if everything is all clear, then go right on again and slaughter the fuckers. Hang em upside down by their nut sacs for a month with a pineapple up their asses and stable their nipples together, for all we care.

But Texas will not back down (maybe they got that never-quit-no-matter-how-embarrassingly-fucking-wrong-you-are attitude from the asshole that's trying to bargain with them). Let's face it, killing minorities is Texas's national fucking pastime (well, that and raping our natural resources, eating ungodly amounts of food, and the occasional horse-fucking). And they will not budge. But what is the problem? If you are so sure they're innocent, why not give them a short stay of execution, and let the government investigate? Why rush into killing a possibly innocent group of people? Texas's answer? "We like killin' brown folk!"