1 part Tumbler Batmobile
1 part Sentient Autonomous Robot
Result?
The most badass fucking metal machine on the fucking planet FUCKING EARTH. This thing is so fucking METAL it will cockpunch your grandpa and fistfuck your grandma while grandad is still lying there writhing around clutching the bloody mound of flesh and puss that used to be his manhood. This thing is so FUCKING METAL it will facefuck the pope until it busts its black metal gooze through the back of his skull! This thing is SO FUCKING METAL that as soon as it shows its face, Lawrence Fishburn will scour the world looking for the only man who can defeat it until he finally finds him and says "You are the One, Dio."Fuck that sentence and fuck you for judging me.
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